What to do when there is no internet ?

I have faced this problem very many times and here are a set of stuffs what you can you do when you are offline

# Open your CPU and you will see such an amount of dust which you can sell So clean it
# Turn your keyboard upside down and you will know what to do.
# Organize your bookmarks
# Delete unnecessary files , I end up deleting upto 12 Gb :S
# Organize your files and folder .
# Try some games , if you have a good graphic card ( I cannot try this step )
# Use Cleaning solutions , clean your computer and make your friend jealous
# Perform a set of Xp tricks and make your comp cooler to work with You can fine a set of themes here set 1 , set 2 and some tricks like set 1 and set 2
# Try your hands on some programming language , may be start with Visual Basic
# If you are still offline after doing all this , you should consider changing your ISP.

Get visitors and higher PR

Hello people
Recently and more longer period that you can ever imagine I have been getting a constant visitor count of less than 5 , So I consulted ma friend Harsh on this issue. The answer was “Guides” and “Instructions” . The bad thing is that I have no knowledge on computers.

So for those who need higher PR and traffic
# Write issues related to computers because people use computers to find answers for their computing issues

How To Show Your Name in Windows Taskbar

I found this cool Xp trick  in Sizlopedia , here is the original article 

        Though there are thousands of Windows XP tips and tricks but some of them are very easy to implement and at the same time very fun to do. Today ‘I’ have a sweet Windows XP trick for you that will give your Windows a personal touch and will also let you show off your name branding in front of your non-geek friends. Basically this trick will let you display a name of your choice (preferably your own name) in the Windows Taskbar just beside the digital time clock.

Show Your Name in Taskbar near Digital Time

Follow the steps and see the sweet magic

1. Open Start Menu and then open Control Panel
2. Double click Regional and Language Options
3. Click Customize (besides English U.S drop down menu)
4. Go to Time tab and change AM/PM symbols to the name of your choice

and you are done now that was fast and easy wasn’t it? Enjoy. Here is what ‘I’ came  up with

Maladu-The powder ladu

Ingredients:
Sugar- 300 gm
Ghee- 100gm
Odachakadalai- 250gm
Cardamom -5 in number
Cashew nut as you wish

Method:
Step 1:Break the cashew into small pieces and fry them in ghee.
Step 2:Grind the Odachakadalai and sugar seperately into fine powder.
Step 3:Slightly warm up the ghee and add the all the above ghee along with cardamom powder.
Step 4:Now make spheres with the above mixture and happy eating

What is 1+1 ?

This is a very strange question when asked to very special people . Here are few reponses.

#I asked to a child , he used his ” Finger technology ” and said 1.. 2… and finally said 2

#A lame man thought for a while and said “2″

#A computer engineer said,
System.out.println(“2″)

#A mathematecian answered
It ranges fom 1.999 to 2.001 but approximating it we may say 2.

#An income tax auditor, he asked us back,
What do you want me to make it ?

#When I asked Qwerty he said:
10 in binary , 2 in decimal , hexadecimal and octal

Still loads to continue am awaiting responses please do comment your answers .